You Have A Trumpeting Butt!

I like cheese. And baloney. Actually, I lie. I have no idea what baloney is, but it is an awesome word. BA-LO-NEY. Baloney. BALONEY. I don't even know if I'm spelling it right.

Anonymous asked: what's the craziest thing you've ever done?


i got accused of stealing a pair of shoes once and then got sent to this camp where i had to dig holes to build character as my punishment and while i was there i ran away in search for my friend who also ran away and broke my family’s curse





I feel like everyone has it in their mind that coke is better than Pepsi but if you sit down with an open mind and drink Pepsi it’s so much better


she has a pepsi cup though 

what do you think she’s saying no to

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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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free him

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