You Have A Trumpeting Butt!

I like cheese. And baloney. Actually, I lie. I have no idea what baloney is, but it is an awesome word. BA-LO-NEY. Baloney. BALONEY. I don't even know if I'm spelling it right.

starsnotyetfathomed:

The Divergent books broke me and I’m scarred and I’m actually mourning over fictional characters but it is 100% real pain.

hiddlestans:

ever since i watched divergent it’s become a ritual of mine to tuck myself comfortably in bed with my phone and earphones in and watch sheo interviews and fanvids its getting out of hand but i honestly cANT get enough of them they’re both such wonderful people and when wonderful people come together its just wOW all i have to say is i think it’s less painful to jump off the empire state building

Until today I thought I knew what an OTP was, but could never understand why people would obsess over them. But today I realised why; because when you invest yourself in a relationship, it becomes part of you. You live it as though it is your reality. It stays with you even when you put the book down.

So now I’m just emotional and idek want to do with myself lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol take my heart and burn it pls thank you bye

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

(via to-narnia-and-the-north)

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)