You Have A Trumpeting Butt!

I like cheese. And baloney. Actually, I lie. I have no idea what baloney is, but it is an awesome word. BA-LO-NEY. Baloney. BALONEY. I don't even know if I'm spelling it right.

lincolnsensei:

danaorherdouble:

petscribbler:

What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re just always there

the Dread Pirate Daft Punk

God I hope this is a thing that happens.

(Source: bannannibal, via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

christopher-whitelaw:

sittingonalog:

… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

(via the-average-gatsby)

dw:

cornpunks:

dw:

my new year’s revolution is to eat a chip at 11:59pm and not finish it until 12:01am after the ball drops so i can tell people that i’ve been eating the chip for 2 years

you just said revolution instead of resolution

maybe i’m planning an uprising this year you don’t know my life

(via theimpolitecanadian)

thebananafacts:

Bananas have great eyebrows but they are so tiny you usually can’t see them

thebananafacts:

A banana feels insecure after you peel him. please make sure to tell him he looks great

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via dutchster)

ewatsondaily:

Emma Watson for Kultura Pro - Poland (March 2014)

ewatsondaily:

Emma Watson for Kultura Pro - Poland (March 2014)